“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.
You’re an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.
“I need to borrow your car!”
“Wha-”
“I need to help Robin!”
“I’ve got work -”
Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.
“Thanks!” he yells, jumping behind the wheel, “I’ll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!”
You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.
The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don’t know how Batman switched the keys.
You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.
The problem I have with “unalive” is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment
I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don’t have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.
all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it
