Loves and stratagems

Jul 06

tikkunolamorgtfo:

weirdlylyricalnotes:

hailkingcheeto:

riggio037:

MAG-FUCKING-NIFICENT!!!

Congratulations to Kentucky state senator Dr. Karen Berg for taking her ignorant Republican colleagues out to the proverbial woodshed and whipping their old white male asses with facts and logic.  Shame on them and more power to her, science, and women’s choice over their own bodies and lives.

[VD: A video in a courtroom. Dr. Karen Berg is sitting behind a microphone and talking to the other senators. At the bottom of the screen it says, “Discussion of SB 321 (Sen.Wise) An Act Relating to Abortion”. Dr. Berg says:

Explain my no vote. (Another voice says, “Yes m'am.”) [Heavy sigh] You know, I’m a diagnostic radiologist. And diagnostic radiologists, historically and in many places in this state, still do all of the first trimester OB ultrasound. So I am extraordinarily, personally familiar with the devopment of a fetus in the womb. And for you to sit here and say that at 15 weeks, a fetus has a functional heart; a four-chamber heart that can survive on its own, is fallacious. That is not true. There is no viability. You know, I look around at my colleagues on this committee. I am the only woman on this podium right now. I am the only physician sitting on this podium. This bill is a medical sham. It does not follow medicine. It does not even purport to listen to medicine. And for each and every one of my colleagues to be so willing to cast an aye vote, when what you are doing is putting your finger; putting your knee; putting your- a gun to women’s heads. You are killing women because abortion will continue. Women will continue to have efficacy over their own body, whether or not you make it legal. I vote no and I really, really apologize to the people in Kentucky that we are spending this much time and this much energy when we have families in poverty. We have single women heading households in poverty at a higher rate than any other group in the state. And you all are not addressing that. You all are making it worse. Thank you.

/end VD]

Unsurprisingly, she’s also the only Jewish member of the Kentucky state senate.

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Jul 05

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Jul 04

dduane:

gayteensupreme:

plaguedocboi:

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

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Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

im at the miner cemetery. im at the haunted clown motel. im at the combination miner cemetery and haunted clown motel.

I’m telling you, there are days when the Universe just raises the bar for fantasy writers with NO fecking notice whatsoever. :/

Ask a Mortician made a vlog about the motel and the adjacent cemetery!

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shranstan:

In Purgatory’s Shadow/By Inferno’s Light AU in which one Dr Kelas Parmak has been imprisoned in Internment Camp 371 for a long while now, joining Martok’s team.

jellyfishstardust:

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dickchef:

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cant believe quark ended homophobia

(via the-last-dillpickle)

soldez:

i LOVE body neutrality i LOVE nonsexual nudity i LOVE being normal about bodies i LOVE being comfortable in my skin and letting others be comfortable in theirs while everybody involved minds their own business

(via the-last-dillpickle)

depsidase:

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(via jangofettsblueshirt)

Jul 03

stickthisbig:

springsnotfail:

eightwholebreads:

pandaroboto:

eightwholebreads:

exquisacreamcheese:

exquisacreamcheese:

Okay, here’s the situation:

For those not in the loop, a guest commenter named Alice Harper (or Alice, or Preeti) has been going ‘round the comments of Taskmaster fics on AO3 (I’m only aware of Taskmaster at the moment, but I assume others have been hit as well) to ask if they’re interested in participating in a new show about fanfiction.

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The show is real; it will be hosted by Mel Giedroyc and will feature celebrities reading out their own RPF with a focus on smut/erotica, acted out with puppets.

It appears that Channel 4 doesn’t have an AO3 account, so anyone whose fics are user-locked should be safe.

I wanted to let everyone who follows me or reads my fics know that if that should change, I will be backing up and then temporarily deleting my fics. I’ll repost everything as soon as the situation seems to have blown over. (See update)

I can only speak for myself, but I deeply, deeply do not want anyone I’ve written about to ever have to cross paths with my writing. I feel that what Channel 4 is doing is intrusive and ill-advised and would counsel any fellow RPF writers to lock their fics to users-only or at the very least tell Alice Harper to, in not so many words, fuck off.

Update:

Courtesy of some folks in the TM fandom, the list of fandoms that have so far received Alice’s comments are:

Mock the Week, Taskmaster, Pointless, The Chase, Take That, and 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

It spans all ratings and gen, slash, and reader-insert, and fics as old as 2014.

@pandaroboto was kind enough to provide part of her correspondence over email with Alice. I’ve pasted part below; emphasis is my own (for my fellow ADD-squirrels)

We are looking for brilliant fanfiction writers, like yourself, to write bespoke stories about our celebrity guests. We are gathering stories from different writers which we’ll edit into one story.

If this is something that you’d be interested in doing we can give you a few starting points on the other celebrity guests and ask you to write stories about them. As well as using elements of your existing stories too (to be discussed with you).

After being asked about the guests, she added,

That’s correct, our celebs are well known British celebrities. We can give you options, you tell us who you know the most about, we can also give you any additional info you might like on them. We’ll also give you some steers on what we’d like the story to be about.

They are apparently offering to pay only if the story is ultimately used and broadcast.

In summation, Channel 4 is contacting RPF writers to write smut about the guests they’ve booked, based on their prompts, which they will have their own writers stitch into a narrative. Presumably, to be presented to the celebrities under the guise that this is some Internet Weirdo’s Totally Original Work.

You can form your own opinions, but I’m not touching this with a ten foot pole.

To my own followers and readers: I am no longer planning a mass deletion if Channel 4 gets ahold of an AO3 account. Since they’re not using existing work but rather attempting to 'contract’ fic-writers, I’m not worried about them taking what I’ve posted. (And let’s be real, Captains No Social Media and Repression Central are not going to be the first to agree to this show) Carry on as usual.

Yeah here’s what’s going on with the channel 4 puppet fucking thing I mentioned yesterday. I put together that fandom list (it took many many many hours. That’s probably an understatement…). I’m not going to go in to which fics exactly got commented on on here since I don’t know if its a good idea to have that info easily spreadable. I think I know who 3 of the 6 guests might be though

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When you think it can’t get worse…

The source for that is the sun and its not reported anywhere else so I’m really not sure I believe it

I’ll add that my RPF fics are locked and I have not been contacted. It does seem like the channel 4 show runners are contacting people whose fics are public and inviting them to write original work, which isn’t as bad as it could be, but it’s still gross.

So I’ve already documented my interactions with them in this post. I think I must have been one of the first people they hit. These people have absolutely no idea what the fuck they’re doing. They expressed shock that I told them to fuck off, and I actually sent them an email after this explaining that television only exploits fans and they will continue to get negative responses, just ones that weren’t as mean.

I haven’t locked anything except that specific story, because fuck em if they can’t take a joke, but here we are.

(via tirlaeyn)

david-box:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

[Video ID: A captioned video of a young Irish man, with a short beard and short brown curly hair talking to the viewer. He is standing next to a road in the country side. He says, “Hi my name’s Killian and welcome to some cunts guide to the countryside.”

As he points to a stone wall, about head height, he says, “Today we’re reviewing that’s right you guessed it - stone walls.”

He turns himself so that the camera shows him in front of the stone wall, still near the road, pointing at the wall. “Ireland is famous for it’s picturesque stone walls. They’re just stones lain on top of each other. No cement, the people around here were just like ‘what’s cement? Don’t know it, don’t need it.’”

He stands in front of another stone wall, this one much taller and very neat. “This stone wall here like that, sorry, that could be porn, that is actually pornography.” He points emphatically at the wall. “The people who live here are perverts.” He starts to walk away. “That is disgusting.”

He walks up to a stone wall made of large, unwieldy stones. “Hey paddy? Yeah, the stones are too big. No they’re way too big, it looks completely ridiculous.”

He stands in front of a large wall made up of various tiny pebbles with a smooth top. He points to it, saying, “Pebbledash… popcorn walls. Anyone who fell onto these as a child knows these are the most dangerous known to man.” He steps closer. “When I was a kid and they were talking about weapons of mass destruction and my mum was like “things that cause lots of damage,” and I was like “oh, popcorn walls.”

He stands in front of a brown fence on a hill above him, about waist height on level ground. “Some people have been asking me to review fences and I was like ‘em hello the early georgian period they want their banal and unsustainable forms of marking the boundaries between properties back.” He starts to laugh as the video ends. End ID]

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