(via truthisademurelady)
one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.
ya she’s my buddy i love her!
update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!)
GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!
ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!
i found my new favorite post on this website
Cats or Toothless!?
Conclusion: dragons didn’t die out, they simply…adapted.
whenever I see toothless, it’s you that first pops in my mind. it’s rare to have mutuals you can recognize because their profile pic hasn’t changed all these years.
:-)
I loved that Toothless was modeled after cats, and I won’t lie, I was disappointed when they basically turned him into a big scaly dog in HTTYD2.
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
I will reblog this on my deathbed.
For the joy of penguins
i’m crying for real
(via buffering-the-grumbling)
An elderly woman plays GTA V
OH MY FUCKING GOD
(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))
OH. MY. GOD.
never reblogged faster in my life
Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???
(via everandeverprolixity)
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
“She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
it is absolutely code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”
As is the case with boxing, it most likely means that she was precise and methodical. So, yes. She punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy.
“to the delight of several colliers who were passing” just imagining these coal miner bros standing around all WHOO YOU GO GURL
I GOT UR HUGE FLOWER HAT BB KICK HIS ASS
It’s really hard to choose a favorite part of this story.
