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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long.
So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.”
Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

A good post, pure.

A biker in his 30s once walked into the bookstore I worked at. He had piercings, tattoos, and bruises, everywhere, was ripped and stout, and looked like he could take down anyone, anywhere. He put his worn helmet on the counter, looked at me, and said, “Do y’all carry Percy Jackson?” I replied, “Of course! I love those books. Percy is my favorite.” His face lit up like a Christmas tree, and he replied, “Oh, no–it’s Annabeth or BUST.” And for the next few minutes we talked about Greek myths, and I swear we both made each other’s day. 

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All your medieval faves are gay. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

lolmythesis:

English Literature, University of Leeds

I put a spell on you: the intersection between magic and queerness in contemporary Arthurian literature

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mrozna:
“ milkscab:
“ haus-of-ill-repute:
“ Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
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Life goals
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#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings          ”

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Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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“This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting
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Hector
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Hector
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georges de la tour, la madeleine a...

jaysun:

buddhabrot:

deerthing:

boyswanna-be-her:

youremybrandnewday:

boyswanna-be-her:

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

Hector

Hector

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georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

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my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context

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please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below

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@thesuperfeyneednoshoes thought you might need to see this

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mythaelogy:
“ “ #i’m more than fairly sure that i’ve seen this post tagged ‘jesus and judas’ and really is there anything more accurate than that
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lucid-luck:

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

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so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

brutus needs more air time

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