what if cardassians dont mouth kiss, they forehead kiss (like pressing foreheads together) but ziyal didnt know that bc she grew up in the breen labor camp so the first time she saw people kissing was on ds9 where most people mouth kiss. so when she mouth kissed garak not only was he like [gay panic] but [cardassian confusion] as well and thats why he didnt pull away. his brain just short circuited like what the actual fuck is she doing. and then hours later that night he sits up in bed in a cold sweat realizing oh gods what she did to me was the same weird mouth thing that julian does to his girlfriends. does ziyal want to suck my toes
every time i see the dumb ass duo i whoop and cheer
julian and miles separately: invents successful new medical procedures once a week for fun, efficiently keeps a massive, chronically self-sabotaging alien space station operational every day during wartime
julian and miles together: if we walk into quark’s single file we can surely trick him into only charging us for 1 holosuite ticket
Cecil. She/her. During the day I sit in libraries staring at books. During the night I write queer fanfiction with a historical slant.
Some not-so-random facts: Gay space lizards are the best lizards. Star Trek is my life. I have too many DS9 ships. Classic Who and the Eighth Doctor Adventures make me grin stupidly. Kelas Parmak is the best. I will defend historically accurate portrayals of Alan Turing to the last drop of blood. Likes and asks end up in the name of @apolesens-otheraccount, because Tumblr doesn't have a way of changing which blog is your primary one. Nothing happens over there - this is the one to follow.
