Loves and stratagems

leehallfae:

what if cardassians dont mouth kiss, they forehead kiss (like pressing foreheads together) but ziyal didnt know that bc she grew up in the breen labor camp so the first time she saw people kissing was on ds9 where most people mouth kiss. so when she mouth kissed garak not only was he like [gay panic] but [cardassian confusion] as well and thats why he didnt pull away. his brain just short circuited like what the actual fuck is she doing. and then hours later that night he sits up in bed in a cold sweat realizing oh gods what she did to me was the same weird mouth thing that julian does to his girlfriends. does ziyal want to suck my toes

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shoshenek:

Deep Space Nine: season 2 episode 22 The Wire

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uglysockperson:

uglysockperson:

dddamiens:

Imagine Garak showing up to lunch with Julian wearing this;

If any Cardassian saw this they’d be scandalized but it’s not like there’s anyone with knowledge of Cardassian fashion on the station… right?

Right?

Will draw

He blues his chufa (?) to display availability, Kira spits her drink out odo simply stares. “Oh there you are my dear doctor” “oh garak you look so lovely” when julian realizes garaks getting dirty looks from more bajorans than usual he adopts the aditude “its ok dress slutty I can fight”

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seraph5:

“What do you think Doctor?”

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Garak trying on some Cardassian makeup and waiting nervously for Bashir’s impressions.

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

gul dukat’s epic divorce 

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