Tomorrow is First Contact Day

spockshair:

bluespock:

askfirstofficerspock:

Be sure to shake hands with an alien. 

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Originally posted by sunchenyu

DO NOT SHAKE HANDS WITH THE VULCANS

(  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) DO SHAKE HANDS WITH VULCANS

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fuckyouimawizardcop:

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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not our division

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ter0rr:
“ but-the-kid-is-not-my-son:
“ existingcharactersdiehorribly:
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Oh my god
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oh my fucking god
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aumonique:
“ Can we appreciate how cute Google is today?!
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aumonique:

Can we appreciate how cute Google is today?! 

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