thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

(Source: youtube.com, via everandeverprolixity)

lesbianelsas:

I shall need a husband, Mrs. Loving.

(via dagensdatter)

granpappy-winchester-deactivate:

“Sympathy feels like spit on my cheek.”

(via platoapproved)

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(via rainbowjoe)