My dad, who is in his 70′s, discovered what slash was and then proceeded to write a sonnet to my mom about it.
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Jim doesn’t believe in no-win-scenarios.
I believe this counts as Vulcan blowjob.
Got a wee bit inspiration from Both worlds by Ruby J W, where a game of chess makes such a nice foreplay.
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what pop culture thinks jim kirk is like: doesn’t remember the names of the thousands of ladies he’s slept with; must have fathered a zillion abandoned kids; constantly hitting on the women; eternally bang bang shebanging; nonstop love machine; womanizing dongpile; smarmy flirtmaster; smoochy powerstud
what jim kirk is actually like: nerdy feminist quoting shakespeare who likes to play dress-up; turned on by strong, intelligent women and the way spock touches walls
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karakurip said: Ugly Christmas sweaters. Maybe drinking coffee. Eating breakfast. Decorating the dumb tree. But ugly sweaters
i love the fanon idea that vulcans have a higher body temperature than humans because then at christmas time you have jim putting his cold hands and feet up spock’s clothes to warm them up and spock is just like ‘i am too sober for this’
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