qpid-deactivated20180201 asked: top 5 moments julian bashir was a useless twink 💕🙏

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oh my god

1. first contact with garak. a classic

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2. waking up in a strange place, immediately assuming he’s in a nightmare, and just screaming to wake himself up rather than take any action

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3. oh boy it’s time to play raquetball! :-) i guess i’ll just change into my workout clothes. you know, the type that you wear when you work out. i love sports!

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4. hi my name is julian bashir and my favorite holodeck program involves me shooting a man with a champagne cork. also, every woman i encounter falls in love with me. uh oh me and my real spy boyfriend are in trouble! good thing i’m here to save the day

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5. risa

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wobblycompetencies:

i. Nurse Faro

ii. Garak and Julian

iii. Post-shearing Julian

Illustrations for my fic, “Scenes from a Disaster Zone”, aka the Post-Canon Cardassia Fic That No One Needs But I Done Wrote It Anyway.

Because someone needs to give Julian Bashir radiation poisoning.

wobblycompetencies:

Season 1 Bashir: This is BRILLIANT, gonna practice RUGGED FRONTIER MEDICINE and have ADVENTURES and do THRILLING HEROICS and PULL MORE TAIL THAN JAMES T. KIRK

Season 4 Bashir: Have been officially dumped by everything in a skirt on the station. Adventures are scary. Major Kira is scary. Captain Sisko’s shiny bald head is scary. Also am fairly certain I want to fuck a lizard.

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wobblycompetencies:
“ “Garak, I gave you this to read, not…annotate!”
“I improved it.”
“Claudius is not the protagonist of the play.”
“Well, it certainly isn’t Hamlet.”
“He’s the quintessential tragic hero!”
“There’s nothing heroic about terminal...

wobblycompetencies:

“Garak, I gave you this to read, not…annotate!”

“I improved it.”

“Claudius is not the protagonist of the play.”

“Well, it certainly isn’t Hamlet.”

“He’s the quintessential tragic hero!”

“There’s nothing heroic about terminal indecisiveness, Doctor. His death wasn’t a tragedy, it was a mercy killing.”

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Mostly an excuse for colour experimention, but also because, having seen other artists’ renditions of tailed Cardassians, I am infatuated with the idea of Garak with a tail.

also I was looking at images of Garak’s tailoring tools from the show and they are such utterly ridiculous pieces of plastic  (“okay so just sort of run it over the fabric like you’re vacuuming it” “what is it?” “it’s a…uh…sonic seam ripper. Yeah. It rips seams. Sonically.”)

(via cesiousblue)