star trek au where everyone talks about how jim’s one true love is the enterprise and he’s married to the enterprise and the enterprise is the love of his life and then he blows up the enterprise to get spock back oh wait
- what she says: i'm fine
- what she means: OH GOD SPOCK PRIME WHY WHY WHY HE'S LIVED SO LONG WITHOUT HIS KIRK AND KEEPS THAT FUCKING PENDANT WITH HIM SO HE CAN LISTEN TO HIS JIM SING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH GOD IT HURTS AUGH LET ME UNDERGO KOLINAHR IN ORDER TO PURGE ALL EMOTION BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
the most important discovery of my life was finding out that spock blushes green
- james tiberius kirk
# CAPTAIN’S LOG STARDATE WHATEVER: SPOCK BLUSHES GREEN # I REPEAT # FIRST OFFICER SPOCK BLUSHES GREEN # MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN # KIRK OUT via little-smartass
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i bought this at a used bookstore because yes hello star trek book anD IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS ONE I AM CRY HALLELUJAH AMEN
SPOCK WOULD NOT SURVIVE LONG IF KIRK DIED. wow thanks goodbye
[x] - note, at the source there’s some triggery conversation after this selection, with the use of rape being tossed around quite…liberally
Classics AND Star Trek feelings at once!?
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they will truly never lower that viewer thing for spock will they
spock doesn’t complain and jim makes sure it’s at that exact height. eye-level height. jim kirk eye-level height. ‘anything worth scanning, mr. spock?’ meanwhile chekov and sulu exchange looks like these are our senior officers. they actually believe we don’t notice the captain staring at commander spock’s ass. amazing
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