getoutofmyjaneway:

funnytwittertweets:

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Originally posted by martinemoonshine

Ladies and gentlemen: HER

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placeholderparakeetname:

In my dream, Gul Dukat was a stockbroker on Earth (but he was still a Cardassian). He lived in the same neighborhood as a wealthy single mother with two very fancy electric SUVs, both of which were a light aquamarine color. They hated each other and ended up committing crimes over state lines together. After those events, which they didn’t get arrested for (it’s possible someone else committed the crimes and they were trying to stop them), Dukat came up to one of the cars just before sunrise. The kid was in the backseat, and she was in the front. Dukat opened the door and held it open, talking to her as he did so. She eventually got tired of his idle talk and invited him inside the car. The sun was rising, and they were both running out of time before they had to go to work (though Dukat didn’t have to work as hard that day because business was going well selling Rene Magritte NFTS with binary code). She started trying to work her way into asking if Dukat would help her raise her son, but my alarm went off before she could.

“Dreams have meaning.” Yeah, sure.

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blessyouhawkeye:

romulanfucker:

if you’re a Starfleet captain theres a hidden device in ur chair that shoots a laser directly into your head and it makes you desire ur first officer carnally (does NOT make them return feelings tho) but if you’re bald it reflects the beam and just makes everyone else on the ship really horny for each other.

case 1 evidence: tos, voy, ent

case 2 evidence: tng, ds9

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batasann:

I’m back! Here are some more of my university work for you, a rough redraw of scenes from the TAS episode.

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After three years in a labour camp, Kelas Parmak is released, but he is not free. He is remanded into the custody of his sister, and the incarceration has left him scarred. Still his belief that the Cardassian state needs to be overthrown is as strong as it was before he was apprehended. As he tries to recuperate, his views threatens to disrupt his family’s lives, and his very presence changes how others see that which once was beyond reproach.

The penultimate chapter! 

odoes:

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new take on an 1890s-themed kira nerys outfit design i did a few years ago!

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dumbdoodleart:

Slight nsfw!!



Sooo, I’ve been saving up for awhile and was finally able to get an iPad!!

Anyways- here’s some cardassian doodles I did while messing with procreate

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datastits:
“ITS PHLOX
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ofhouseadama:

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Garak and Kira only ever get to have the weirdest bonding experiences on Cardassia where they’re both forcibly reminded that they were both child soldiers

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After three years in a labour camp, Kelas Parmak is released, but he is not free. He is remanded into the custody of his sister, and the incarceration has left him scarred. Still his belief that the Cardassian state needs to be overthrown is as strong as it was before he was apprehended. As he tries to recuperate, his views threatens to disrupt his family’s lives, and his very presence changes how others see that which once was beyond reproach.

Kelas and his sister have a talk – about the past, the future and the State.