Loves and stratagems

Deleted scene from “Cardassians”

lady-sci-fi:

So, in “Cardassians,” you know after Julian gets involved in Sisko and Dukat’s conversation, and Sisko says “Well, if Garak knows something, bring him to my office.” Here’s the deleted scene of Garak and Julian in Sisko’s office, from the script.

It goes like you expect, with Garak being a little shit. This would’ve been fun to see :P

“How could you just sit there and lie with that irritating, pseudo-ignorant smile of yours…”

What an interesting ending line from Garak. Talk about mixed messages, man. It does add to Julian being annoyed on the runabout from Bajor.

While we’re at it, another little deleted bit is that when Rugal bites Garak, Julian actually breaks them up in the script.

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amoniethiansong:

May I……

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2percentsugar:

ALT

it’s him. mr garak DS9

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vantarinitel:

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander:

ksteezeus:

Imagine the portraits of jesus on earth but the ones on bajor of the emissary (sisko) are just this:

I found this in a Star Trek art book:

And it’s my favorite.

Okay this is just Awesome anyway

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Garak is such a fantastic character fr like he acts like a stereotypical 1940’s gay man under the Hays code but he’s an alien lizard spy from space. obsessed with that fucker

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elemental-queen-writes:

gul-dukat-announcements:

*on the defiant*

Kira, tied to chair: You’ll never get away with this!

Kai Winn: Yes i will! which is why i’m going to tell you my entire plan, fully confident you won’t be able to use this information to derail it in the near future!

Kira: ok.

Kai Winn: The time approaches when the planets align, and the pagh wraiths need a willing vessel to dominate not only bajor, not only the galaxy, but all of reality itself! You see my child, luring dukat to the nebula was never an attempt to assassinate him. He had to watch his allies fall. learn fear, anger, hatred. To become a powerful force of evil and malice! And then, i’ll “save” him, a miracle sent by the pagh wraiths. He will offer himself up to them and become unstoppable!

Kira: he sucks he would do that anyway unprompted

Kai Winn: SILENCE! we are approaching the nebula…

*on the enterprise*

*trombone toot* *trombone toot* *trombone toot* *trombone toot* *LOUD TROMBONE TOOT*

Picard: What is it number one? Have you located Kira Nerys?

*affirmative trombone toot* *LOUD TROMBONE TOOT* *LOUD TROMBONE TOOT*

Picard: commander data, set a course following the trajectory of that trombone.

*on ds9*

Chief O’Brien: what an unexpectedly nice day! nothing broken, no malfunctions, everyone in a good mood. I think I’ll take some time to relax with my family and then go to quark’s :)

*in the nebula*

Carmellasaur: SCREEEEEECHHHH!!!!!

Gul Dukat: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Kai Winn, crashing the defiant through the hull of Dukat’s ship: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*she jumps out of the defiant and shoots the carmellasaur with a phaser*

My beloved gul! My slutty malewife! By the grace of the pagh wraiths you are safe!

*Kira escapes the defiant and seeks out the other two carmellasaurs*

Kira: carmellasaurs, hear me! The kai has killed your sister and plans to take over the universe! We must stop her!

The carmellasaurs: RRROAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

*meanwhile*

Gul Dukat: Kai! Oh adami, I’m so glad to see you. I’ve been through so much. Damar and the weyouns are dead. I’m so tired and hungry.

Kai Winn: I know. You will regain your strength soon. Trust in the pagh wraiths and-

OOHOAOHOHAOHOHOH DANSA MED OSS KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER GÖR SOM VI GÖR TA NÅGRA STEG ÅT VÄNSTER LYSSNA OCH LÄR MISSA INTE CHANSEN NU ÄR VI HÄR MED CARAMELLDANSEN

*In a rainbow of blinding, flashing lights Kira rides in on the back of a carmellasaur. She is holding a gun. She shoots dukat in the head. The carmellasaurs then screech, pounce, rip him apart, and eat him. He is dead.*

Kai Winn: NOOOOO!!!!!!

To Be Continued…

This just keeps getting better and better

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captaincrusher:

rockinraktajino:

captaincrusher:

captaincrusher:

We lost out on Quark and Julian skinny dipping in the hot springs.

Idk why Julian looks like this here but it still cracks me up.

Found It!

Siddig probably looks tired because Nana Visitor literally had their baby the night before lol

This is from the DS9 Companion book

New parents be like:

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