instead of the expedition to empok nor, the crew gets wind of a high-budget beauty contest in the quadrant where the winner is gifted priceless tech that o’brien absolutely needs in order to revitalize ds9′s operating systems. it’s an all gender beauty contest obviously, because this is the future. jadzia dax seems like the obvious choice but curzon was banned from attending and the ban extends to all future dax persons. cue the ops crew looking through their roster to see if they have anyone else who’d stand a chance (yes, this is the plot of miss congeniality, starring sandra bullock, dir. donald petrie, why do you ask?) and deciding julian is their best shot. julian, flattered, agrees - until he realizes (thanks to rom and leeta) how bad he is at walking in platforms/posing/ everything really. o’brien is the motivational coach, assisted by keiko. garak is roped in to make julian’s wardrobe. he’s reluctant at first until he’s won over when sisko and o’brien promise him “full creative freedom” with the outfits, and also when o’brien reminds him that the newly refurbished replicators will have a slate of kanar and zabu stew patterns. hijinks ensue.
(via tinsnip)

