plant-dad-sulu:

plant-dad-sulu:

kirksfattitties:

plant-dad-sulu:

computerplaydespacito:

plant-dad-sulu:

I love when aliens in star trek know obscure things about their own biology that doesnt seem like something someone would actually know about themselves like there are so many people who don’t know about the huge vein and artery running through each leg that is almost guaranteed to kill you if it got shot I highly doubt an alien would be able to tell you everything about themselves either

The only valid moments in star trek relating to xenobiology are when spock found out he had a nictating membrane and that time saru genuinely thought he was dying

we all like to shit on Spock for not knowing about his other eyelid but it’s not like any of us know what our appendix is for

my favorite part about spock making fun of humans for having an appendix is that there’s a very good chance he ALSO has an appendix and doesn’t know about it

Spock: lmao humans and their vestigial organs, the appendix is so illogical, illogic is built into humans, what losers, what victims of their own evolution

McCoy, a doctor: Spock, you have an appendix

Spock:

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*distressed*

I wrote a fic about exactly this!

(via deathdropdistance)

Tags: pff star trek

starshiplamaupin:
“I guess y’all like baby Cardassians
Pretty much straight out of the egg these babies can start scrambling around on all fours. Within a few weeks to a month they begin to take their first awkward steps, partly relying on their tail...

starshiplamaupin:

I guess y’all like baby Cardassians

Pretty much straight out of the egg these babies can start scrambling around on all fours. Within a few weeks to a month they begin to take their first awkward steps, partly relying on their tail as a counter balance.

By 1 year the neck ridges and scales begin to resemble that of an adult Cardassian.

uglysockperson:
“dark elim vibes
”

uglysockperson:

dark elim vibes 

(via conceptadecency)

bakasara:

alexa how do I deal with cardassian military on my station

(via renewablenergon-main)

kraftykelpie:

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Garashir <3

Drew some domestic garashir, basically:

Julian is doing some work from earlier in the day on his padd, and as Elim gets ready for bed, he notices Julian, so he goes into the sitting area, grasps his shoulder and says to him,

“Don’t stay up too late”

Julian looks up and smiles sweetly at him, simply replying

“I’ll try not to”

Elim returns the smile, and Julian goes back to what he was doing. Elim stands there for a moment, looking at him softly, then gives the doctor a kiss on the side of his head.

Julian joins him in bed later that night, and promptly falls asleep after cuddling into Elim, who hums and pulls Julian in close.

(via conceptadecency)

batset:
“Another ‘it was funnier in my head’ comics.
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batset:

Another ‘it was funnier in my head’ comics.

(via conceptadecency)

fionn-o-nassus:

the-last-dillards:

I love Star Trek: Terms of Service

Same, but I really think Star Trek: Tool-Assisted Speedrun is underrated.

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Tags: ha! star trek pff

the-last-dillards:

y’know that mythbusters ep where they reenact the escape from Alcatraz by building a raft out of raincoats? Bashir and O’Brien do that

After O’Brien goes to teach at the Academy, Bashir comes to visit and they try doing it for real.