toastpiercer-deactivated2021091:
my lil head canon is that “garak” was the name of the province he was born in, which is how they named natural cardassian children who didnt get a patronymic back in the day. so after he and julian get married it is “elim bashir” but his husband and friends still call him “garak” and it’s kind of a sexy playful nickname like if you called ur hot parisian friend “frenchie.” either way bashir has not called him “elim” even once in his life not even when he’s inside. thanks for reading!!!!!
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shidoburrito:
It’s Flat F#ck Friday!
Who better to celebrate than the flattest and biggest of mother f#ckers: Enabran Tain!
(testing out the scheduling feature, forgive me if he posts BEFORE the day we celebrate flat f#cks)
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odospromenadebulletins:
Infirmary staff report that the free prophylactic box outside the Infirmary has been completely emptied twice in two days. Doctor Bashir would like to remind the public to please only take as many condoms as they need and to leave some for the rest of the station.
Security will be monitoring the situation.
Cue a screaming match when Bashir realises that Odo scares people off by standing right by the box and staring daggers at passers-by.
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